giving away this mug that says "number #1 pilot". my neighbor dennis gave it to me and it is driving me insane. i never really wanted this mug to begin with. i am not even a pilot, but more importantly, ever since dennis gave it to me, i have been hearing and seeing things in my house. for the last twenty-two nights, somebody has been walking up to my bedroom door at exactly 2:42am, knocking three times, and yelling "A CLOSED MOUTH CATCHES NO FLIES." i have to admit, the first few times this scared the absolute shit out of me. i am not exactly sure why they yell that at me, but i've been sure to keep my lips sealed on office gossip in hopes that maybe it stops. after i realized this was not going to stop, i decided to tell my boss and ask if i could come in to work later because of my unusual situation. it took some convincing, but now i just stay up until 2:42am every night, wait for it to happen, and then go to bed. i’ve also been seeing what appears to be a man in a pilot’s uniform around my house. my only guess is that he is the #1 pilot. this all went from rattling my bones to just making mad. i would like for this to stop, i've had about all i can take with it.
i'm willing to part with the mug for free, but i wouldn't mind some form of compensation as i had to go to the trouble of switching my work schedule around for it. it's a good mug otherwise.
