the year 2021

no funny business. just everything i watched and listened to in 2021.

first-time albums/ep’s:

1. Four Tops - Still Waters Run Deep (1970)
2. Bee Gees -  Children of the World (1976)
3. Grimes - Miss Anthropocene (Rave Edition) (2021)
4. Water From Your Eyes - Somebody Else’s Songs (2020)
5. Oh Sees - Weirdo Hairdo (2021)
6. Paul McCartney - McCartney (1970)
7. Made Violent - Wannabe (2021)
8. Pearl Charles - Magic Mirror (2021)
9. Midnight Sister - Painting the Roses (2021)
10. Beach Bunny - Blame Game EP (2021)
11. Hether - Sticky Thumb (2021)
12. Danielle Durack - No Place (2021)
13. My Ugly Clementine - Vitamin C (2020)
14. Lande Hekt - Going to Hell (2021)
15. Kiwi Jr. - Cooler Returns (2021)
16. Widowspeak - Honeychurch EP (2021)
17. Madeline Kenney - Summer Quarter EP (2021)
18. Still Corners - The Last Exit (2021)
19. Zella Day - Where Does the Devil Hide EP (2020)
20. Leyya - Sauna (2018)
21. Nice Biscuit - Create Simulate EP (2021)
22. Pillow Queens - In Waiting (2020)
23. The Buildings - Cell-O-Phane (2016)
24. Lia Ices - Family Album (2021)
25. Weezer - Okay Human (2021)
26. The Vaughns - F.O.M.O. (2019)
27. The Weather Station - Ignorance (2021)
28. Sun June - Somewhere (2021)
29. Vampire Weekend - 40:42 (2021)
30. Miss Gritt - Imposter EP (2021)
31. The Staves - Good Woman (2021)
32. Tele Novella - Merlynn Belle (2021)
33. Naked Days - My Head Hurts (2021)
34. Nana Yamato - Yoakemae (Before Sunrise) (2021)
35. FRITZ - Pastel (2021)
36. Steady Holiday - Take the Corners Gently (2021)
37. Claud - Super Monster (2021)
38. Lou Turner - Songs for John Venn (2021)
39. Pale Waves - Who Am I? (2021)
40. Daniel Romano - How Ill Thy World Is Ordered (2020)
41. Molly Payton - Porcupine EP (2021)
42. Katy Kirby - Cool Dry Place (2021)
43. Cassandra Jenkins - An Overview of Phenomenal Nature (2021)
44. Another Michael - New Music and Big Pop (2021)
45. Hand Habits - Dirt EP (2021)
46. Wild Pink - A Billion Little Lights (2021)
47. Widows Peak - All Yours (2015)
48. King Gizzard and the Lizard Wizard - L.G. (2021)
49. Sydney Sprague - maybe i will see you at the end of the world (2021)
50. Kyle Edward Connolly - On Arrival (2021)

craigslist.org/forsale/home/kitchen/#1pilotmug

FOR SALE: #1 Pilot Mug

giving away this mug that says "number #1 pilot". my neighbor dennis gave it to me and it is driving me insane. i never really wanted this mug to begin with. i am not even a pilot, but more importantly, ever since dennis gave it to me, i have been hearing and seeing things in my house. for the last twenty-two nights, somebody has been walking up to my bedroom door at exactly 2:42am, knocking three times, and yelling "A CLOSED MOUTH CATCHES NO FLIES." i have to admit, the first few times this scared the absolute shit out of me. i am not exactly sure why they yell that at me, but i've been sure to keep my lips sealed on office gossip in hopes that maybe it stops. after i realized this was not going to stop, i decided to tell my boss and ask if i could come in to work later because of my unusual situation. it took some convincing, but now i just stay up until 2:42am every night, wait for it to happen, and then go to bed. i’ve also been seeing what appears to be a man in a pilot’s uniform around my house. my only guess is that he is the #1 pilot. this all went from rattling my bones to just making mad. i would like for this to stop, i've had about all i can take with it. 

i'm willing to part with the mug for free, but i wouldn't mind some form of compensation as i had to go to the trouble of switching my work schedule around for it. it's a good mug otherwise.  

list of excuses for not having my pie at the work party tomorrow

it's 11:32 pm and i just burnt my pie for the work party tomorrow. i have really done it this time. when nellie asked us who would take brad's spot in bringing the pie since nobody has heard from him in forty-seven days, i thought this would be the perfect opportunity to show i can bake a mean pie myself. i can't let them know that i can't actually bake, so now i need an excuse as to why i don't have a pie at tomorrow's work party.

list of excuses for not having my pie tomorrow:

• look them all in the eye and repeatedly say, "pie?"
• call in sick with constipation 
• "somebody stole it off my windowsill"
• "i thought brad was bringing the pie"
• "i know we said pie, but how about a few boxes of animal crackers?"
• "a clown got a hold of it and pie'd someone"
• "i think marsha in accounting ate it" (sorry marsha)

as i weigh my options, i am beginning to think i may need to just pull a brad and disappear. updates to come.